Friday, 6 April 2012

F is for Frigging Fibromyalgia

I tell you what if I ever had a choice about what to Frigg around with it sure as F**k would NOT be Fibromyalgia.  I am so Freaking sick of being Flattened by this Frightful FMS that I think I will dedicate the rest of this rant to the wonders of the F word and just how versatile it really is!  A multi-purpose noun, adjective or verb!

I don't give a F**k (Here it is a gift that you are withholding (perhaps one that Flies))
It's F**king Fabulous (Note the expletive expression of delight (or sarcasm))
F**k Fibromyalgia (Probable not delight, more likely an angry expression of violence towards something abhorrent)
F**k you!  (There are Few things that Feel more Fabulous than this ultimate rejection)
I'm F**ked! (This makes tonight no different From all the other nights when I have Felt F**ked)
It's F**ked ( It is NOT going to work any more)
What the F**k? (An all purpose question)
Well I'll be F**ked! (Anyone can be surprised, no?)


Fibro and Fantasy
Don't fit together
With or without the addition of leather.


9 comments:

  1. Reminds me of my favourite New York t-shirt:

    F*%ck you, you F*%cking F*%ck.

    Kinda says it all. Ah, expletives... ;-)

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  2. I have a couple of friends who have this... No fucking fun!

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  3. Stuck in bed because of fibro pain. Cant think what to write because of fibro fog but this post sure made me laugh out loud!

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    1. I'm with you all the way Lily... I hope you feel better soon!

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  4. Soreness within the muscles, ligaments, and tendons, and tenderness at specific 'pressure points' are all common symptoms of fibromyalgia, chronic pain syndrome that afflicts millions of people. Fatigue, insomnia, depression, menstrual problems, and sexual dysfunction are also symptoms of fibromyalgia.

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